Breaking News! Jose Reyes involved in car accident with firetruck.

Written by Mike Mariano | 22 June 2009

This is getting ridiculous.  If he wants out of the lineup, Jose Reyes should just fake an injury.  He doesn’t have to go out and get into car accidents and actually injure himself, for christ’s sake.

Don’t worry no on was hurt in the accident or I wouldn’t be making jokes about it.  That’s just bad karma.  I don’t want that following me around, ya know?

Reyes was on route with the team trainer to a check-up when they were rear-ended by a firetruck.

Jose please, next time you want to make sure you stay on the DL, go home to the D.R. for vacation and claim mental illness or something.  Stop baiting firetrucks into rear-ending you.