A Mets blog man-crushing on the Phillies? WHAT THE @#$%?

Written by Mike Mariano | 23 June 2009

Hot Foot blog who the hell do you think you are?  You’re messing up the natural order of things.  Mets fans are not supposed to have love for the Phillies!  That’s like a cat licking a dog’s ass! (Wait, what?)  What’s going on here?:

Just give me a second to explain myself before you start throwing stuff at your computer screen.  Besides, that’ll just cause a mess and it’ll void your computer’s warranty.

Yes, the Phillies.  Why?  Well, it’s simple.  The only reason the Mets are still in the NL East hunt to begin with is because the Phillies did not win a game last week.

Oh you smug bastard.  Touche Dave Rosado, Touche.

The Mets faithful should be very pleased.  If the Phillies actually played baseball last week instead of trading “yo momma“ jokes in the dugout every game, they’d be expanding the division lead instead of shrinking it by the day.

The Mets and Phillies have combined for some ugly baseball this season.  Hopefully as the summer heats up, so will the division and we can watch a great NL East race and some more excitement in ‘09, like in years past.  Believe it or not Muts Phans, I want the Mets to be good.  I want them to compete for the division title and give the Phillies a run for their money every season.  Except, obviously I’ll be rooting for the collapse or just falling short to the Phillies, but that’s to be expected.